Legendary Woodsman

A while back, I wrote about how I invented the Big MacChicken sandwich. Admittedly, it’s not much of an invention… it requires pre-established food-stuffs and is 90% of your daily caloric intake and 110% of your daily fat intake… but it was a delicious discovery and one that I’ve been indulging in far too much.

Recently, it has been brought to my attention that before I discovered the MacChicken, another hybrid sandwich was created with a double cheeseburger and a McChicken sandwich resulting in a similar construction. The benefits being that in some markets McChickens and double cheeseburgers are on the dollar menu, making it a huge, cheap sandwich. I had to try it out to compare.

The Big MacChicken wins, by far. The sauce used in the Big Mac compliments the McChicken whereas the abundance of ketchup in the double cheeseburger masks the flavour. But don’t take my word for it, try it yourself. Be sure that you visit a doctor beforehand just to make sure there are no complications.

-tony

I was raised to never throw anything useful out. That’s right, I was raised to be a hoarder. It was easier when I lived with my parents and they had a huge unfinished basement that you could pile everything in- but I live in a small condo now and space is at a premium.

I’m currently re-evaluating everything that I have. Have I used it in the last 5 years? Do I see myself using it in the next 5? Out it goes.

But now I’m looking for a stupid little cloth pouch. The kind that you would store your mystic gems in when you go on a quest or your 20-sided dice for emergency rolls. I’m worried that since I haven’t been to Narnia lately that I may have thrown the pouch out. But now that I bought a car charger for my phone that pouch would have come in real useful. It could insulate the charger from the cold winter climate while keeping it neatly stowed away

I guess I’ll just have to use this origami box I made in junior high instead. Waste not, want not.

-tony